Tuesday, May 3, 2016

BEAUTIFUL WOOD CREATIONS

 

 

 

Love the table

 

 

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Thursday, April 7, 2016

Vienna

Aging gracefully

 Aging gracefully 

1.  I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!

2.  You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?  That's common sense leaving your body.

3.  I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

4.  I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

5.  I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.  I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

6.  Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...

7.  I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!

8.  Old age is coming at a really bad time!

9.  When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

10.  The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

11.  My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.

12.  If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

13.  The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes."

14.  I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.

15.  I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my wife took it!

16.  Even duct tape can't fix stupid... but it can muffle the sound!

18.  Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

 

 

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Wisdom

 


When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less, I needn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress.
But now that I am older, I've set my body free; There's comfort of elastic where once my waist would be.
Inventor of high-heeled shoes my feet have not forgiven; I used to wear a six,
 Now I wear a seven.


And how about those blasted tights -- They're sized by weight, you see, So how come when I put them on the crotch is at my knee?
I need to wear these glasses as the print's been getting smaller;
 And it wasn't very long ago I know that I was taller.
Though my hair has turned to grey and my skin no longer fits, On the inside, I'm the same old me, the outside's changed a bit.





But, on a positive note...

 

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.





I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same as making a 'life.'
I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life just being a doormat. You need to throw something back.
I've learned that to decide something with an open heart, you usually make the right decision.
I've learned that when I have pain, I don't have to be one.



I've learned that you should reach out and touch someone. People love a hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.




So please send this to five wonderful women today. If you do, you may boost another woman's self-esteem.



If you do not ...the elastic will break and your knickers will fall down around your ankles. :)


 



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The In-Laws

video

Read First!!

 *Husband and wife were on safari*
  Wife :  “If that cheetah catches that deer and kills it, I'm going to be   absolutely heartbroken!”
  Husband :  “That's nature. Don't go against it.
 The Cheetah has to kill it to  eat and survive.”
  Wife :  “Do something..!!!”
  Husband : “ What can I do?”
  Wife : “ If the deer dies I'll call my mother and make her stay with us for   the rest of our lives!!!”

Now watch the video...