Diary Of The Bible
Note: This would be funny if it weren't so sadly true.
A busy time for me. Most of the family decided to read me through this year. They kept me busy for the first two weeks. They have forgotten me now.
Clean up time. I was dusted yesterday and put in my place. My owner did use me for a few minutes last week. He had been in an argument and was looking up some references.
I had a busy day the first of the month. My owner was appointed leader of something and used me. I got to go to church services for the first time this year, Easter Sunday.
Grandpa visited us. He kept me on his lap for an hour reading 1 Cor 13. He seems to think more of me than he once did.
I have a few green stains on my pages. Had some early spring flowers pressed in me.
I look like a scrap book. They have stuffed me full of clippings from the newspaper. One of the girls got married.
They put me in a suitcase today. I guess we are off on vacation. I wish I could stay at home, as I will have to stay in this thing for a month.
Still in the suitcase.
Back home again and in my old place. Have a lot of company. Two "True Stories" and four "Funny Books" are on top of me. I wish I could be read as much as they are.
They used me a little today. One of them is very sick. Right now I am shined up and in the center of the table. I think the preacher is coming.
Back in my old place. Was asked today if I was a scrap book.
They are getting ready for Christmas, so I'll be covered under wrapping paper and packages.