Friday, January 30, 2009

Never Alone

Never Alone
(By Bertrude B. McClain)
 
He can calm the troubled waters
When you walk in dark despair.
There is hope when you feel helpless
Knowing that the Lord is there...
 
Sharing in your sunshine moments
Or in valleys deep and wide,
He will never, ever leave you-
He is always by your side.
 
There's no other friend so faithful
Through the sunshine and the rain,
Through the teardrops and the laughter,
In your joy and in your pain.
 
We could never, ever thank Him
For His love He gives so free,
Never changing...never ending
Throughout all eternity.
 
Oh, the wonder of all wonders
As we live from day to day,
Knowing that we have a Father
Who is with us all the way.

 

 


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Thursday, January 29, 2009

I've sure gotten old

 

"I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications
that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. 
Have bouts with dementia; have poor circulation;  hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my driver's license."

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
 'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied.  'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?
     
Random thoughts -

"Know how to prevent sagging?  Just eat till the wrinkles fill out."

"It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."

"These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'


Overheard: "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.  
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be."  

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Little Things

Little Things

Little stones make big mountains,
Little steps can cover miles,
Little acts of loving-kindness
Give the world it's biggest smiles.

Little words can soothe big troubles
Little hugs can dry big tears,
Little candles light the darkness,
Little memories last for years.

Little dreams can lead to greatness,
Little victories to success -
It's the little things in life
That bring the greatest happiness.

 

May your day be filled with joy, laughter

And the little things that would make you smile!

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Ek en Jy

Aan almal wat ek seergemaak het of pyn veroorsaak het, ek is jammer!

Aan almal wat ek kon laat glimlag, opbeur en hoop gee, ek is dankbaar daarvoor!

Aan almal vir wie ek beloftes gemaak het en dit nie nagekom het nie, vergewe my asseblief!

Aan almal wat beloftes aan mý gemaak het en dit nagelaat het, ek hou dit nie teen julle nie.

Aan almal wie se lewens ek aangeraak het op een of ander manier, behou asseblief kontak.

Aan almal wat lief was vir my en wie se liefde ek nie kon beantwoord nie, ek is jammer en dankie vir jul liefde.

Aan almal wat deel van my lewe wou wees en dit nie kon regkry nie, ek is jammer maar ek bied steeds 'n hand van vriendskap.

Aan almal wat 'n verskil in my lewe gemaak het, dankie, dankie, dankie!

Aan almal wat my bygestaan, opgehelp, vertroos en hoop gegee het, sonder julle sou ek nie kon uitreik na ander nie.
 
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Unfaithfull

 

UNFAITHFUL

    An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table,

took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know.  In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

    Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

    Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected.  Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"

    Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.

    Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

    Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that.  You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

    Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?  Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

    "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that.  Now tell me about the third time."

    "Alright," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"



Monday, January 26, 2009

Friend

God must have known there would be times
We'd need a word of cheer

Someone to praise a triumph

Or brush away a tear.

He must have known we'd need to share

The joy of "little things"

In order to appreciate

The happiness life brings.

I think he knew our troubled hearts

Would sometimes throb with pain

At trials and misfortunes

Or some goals we can't attain.

He knew we'd need the comfort

Of an understanding heart

To give us strength and courage

To make a fresh, new start.

He knew we'd need companionship

Unselfish...lasting...true,

And so GOD answered the heart's

great need

With a Cherished Friend...like you.
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Follow Me

 

 Take up your cross and follow Me

Wherever I may lead

Your back will ache, your feet grow tired

And yes, your heart will bleed.

But we shall walk together

And I will share your lot

For I am always with you

And will forget you not.



Take up your cross and follow Me

And I will fill your days

With joy that only I can give

In many precious ways.

So learn to know me better

For there are miles to go

And rest your head upon my Heart

For I have loved you so.



The light grows dim, the dusk descends

The sunlight turns to shade

I give my angels charge of you

So do not be afraid.

But trust in Me and do not grieve

For what has come and gone

I will provide for all your needs

Because you are My own.



My yoke is easy, My burden light

No matter where you roam

Remember earth will pass away

But heaven is your home.

How very brief a time man walks

Upon this earthly sod,

So love Me as I first loved you,

And know that I am God.

Author: Grace Easley
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Car News

 

Rumor: Next Generation BMW 1-Series

Apparently some of our friends in the UK managed to get some "rare" details on how the n BMW 1-series is going to look like. With an accent on fuel efficiency, the new BMW 1 is going to sport a new 1.3-litre four-cylinder petrol engine but the power figures are like that.

PETROL

§ BMW 116i - 136bhp (101kW)

§ BMW 118i - 184bhp (137kW)

§ BMW 120i - 218bhp (163kW)

§ BMW 130i - 272bhp (203kW)

§ no M1, but a twin turbo that will sport 300bhp (225kW)

DIESEL

§ BMW 118d with 150bhp (112kW)

§ BMW 120d producing 184bhp (137kW)

§ BMW 123d good for 211bhp (157kW)

Mated to a 6-speed manual transmission or a 7-speed double-clutch (as optional), running on a RWD suspension, and a few body changes, we're only eager to get behind the wheel for a test ride. This BMW looks much better than the older version .. isn't it ?

 

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

South Africa Part 2

Copper foundry near Phalaborwa mine, Limporo province, Republic of South Africa

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A deposit of flying ash near Secunda, Mpumalaga Province, Republic of South Africa

A deposit of flying ash near Secunda, Mpumalaga Province, Republic of South Africa.JPG

These enormous reservations are built on flying ashes which are the result of coal liquefaction operations carried out by South African oil company Sasol and its industrial plants nearby.

It is the biggest and probably the only synthetic fuel factory in the world.

It uses the Fischer-Tropsch process to convert not only bad quality coal but also natural gas, into liquid hydrocarbons.

The factory alone covers a surface are of 13 square kilometres and its existence is mainly due to the international embargo against South.

Although the production of synthetic fuel is minimal, the technology used to make it is attracting attention once again as petrol prices soar.

From an environmental point of view, the production of a litre of liquid fuel from coal emits twice as much greenhouse gases as an equivalent fuel from an oil refinery.

 

Oil refinery near Secunda, Mpumalanga province, Republic of South Africa

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Center-Pivot irrigation near Delmas, Mpumalaga province, Republic of South Africa

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Outdoor coal mine near Delmas, South Africa

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Coal remains the source of energy worldwide.

Despite using coal for 94% of its electricity production, South Africa's electricity demands are still not adequately accounted for and the country plans to open more coal-fired power plants in the years to come.

In 2005, 33% of energy used in the world came from coal.

Despite the closure of several coal mines in Europe during the past decades (as a result of low returns which did not meet the investment cost) coal mines still exist in many other places with cheaper labour costs.

With increasing energy demands, coal mining is expected to continue until at least the mid-twenty-first century, as coal resources are abundant and easily exploited.

Nevertheless, coal-fired energy poses a problem because it causes huge pollution, particularly in terms of CO2 emission, which is a greenhouse gas.

It also blights the landscape.

In order to reduce global warming and to respond to the objectives of the Kyoto Protocol, it's necessary that we reduce, or discontinue the use of coal.

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Burned eucalyptus plantation near Sabie, Mpumalanga province, Republic of South Africa

Burned eucalyptus plantation near Sabie, Mpumalanga province, Republic of South Africa.JPG

 

Seals on a rock near Duiker Island, Cape Province, Republic of South Africa

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Cape fur seals  are gregarious.

They gather by hundreds in coastal colonies, chiefly to mate and give birth. Happier in the water than on land, these semiaquatic mammals spend most of their time swimming in coastal waters seeking food: fish, squid, and crustaceans.

The species found at the Cape of Good Hope lives only on the coasts of southern Africa, from Cape Cross (Namibia) to Algoa Bay (South Africa), and numbers about 850,000 individuals.

Seals belong to the pinniped family, which includes fourteen species of otarid seals (sea lions and eared seals), nineteen species of phocid seals (true seals), and one species of walrus.

Pinnipeds live in most seas and total about 50 million individuals, of which 90 % are phocid seals.

 

Cormorants and Cape fur seals at Seal Island, False Bay, Cape Province, Republic of South Africa

Cormorants and Cape fur seals at Seal Island, False Bay, Cape Province, Republic of South Africa.JPG

 

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South Africa

 

Whale off the Table Mountain National Park, near Kommetjie, Cape province, Republic of South Africa

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Vintage (Grapes being produces for wine making) in the north of Cape Town, Republic of South Africa

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The Cape of Good Hope, Republic of South Africa

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Cape fur seals at Seal Island, False Bay, Cape Province, Republic of South Africa

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Gregarious, the Cape fur seals gather into colonies on the coast to mate and give birth.

More comfortable in the water than on land, these semi-aquatic mammals spend most of their time scouring the coastal waters looking for food: fish, squid and shellfish.

This subspecies only meet on the southern coasts of Africa between Cape north of Namibia and Algoa Bay east of Port Elizabeth in the Republic of South Africa and number almost a million.

Although they are classed in annex II of the Convention concerning international trade of wild species of fauna and flora threatened by extinction, the Cape fur seals are commercially hunted in Namibia.

Every year tens of thousand of young and thousands of adults are killed.

Another subspecies live on the southern coasts of Australia. The sea-lion family includes 16 species in all, called fur seals or sea lions.

 

Marsh in West Coast National Park and Langebaan, Republic of South Africa

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Portrait of Mandela, Orlando Power Station Cooling Tower in Soweto, Republic of South Africa

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Monday, January 19, 2009

New virus


Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

 



Liberty Life


You were born to shine on

 


Disappointment grabs hold of your tender heart

Don't allow it to hang on too long.

You weren't born to be sad or born to be blue

You were born to ever shine on.


Loneliness drops you in a deep, empty hole

Don't forget there's a place you belong.

You weren't born in darkness or born to be lost

You were born to ever shine on.


Mistakes and false steps, shatter your confidence

Don't believe that you'll always be wrong.

You weren't born defeated or born to stay down

You were born to ever shine on.


You're a symphony of light, a grand design

Don't transgress to a life without song.

You were born to a Promise, born to love

You were born to ever shine on.

© 2001 Terri McPherson

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Speak lovingly and kindly

Speak lovingly and kindly

While here on earth we stay

Our life is but a shadow

That soon will glide away



One little word of kindness

On some poor heart may fall

Like beams from yonder golden sun

That brightly shines for all



Speak lovingly and kindly

O let the task be ours

To scatter by the wayside

Not thorns, but smiling flowers



Though crowned with peace and plenty

Our happy homes may be

Remember those around us

Less favored far than we



Speak lovingly and kindly

For He our Lord we know

To us will show the kindness

That we to others show.

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The whole farmyard is at risk

The Whole Farmyard is At Risk

 
A rat looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package.
What food might it contain? He was aghast to discover that it was a rat trap.
Retreating to the farmyard the rat proclaimed the warning; "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!"
 
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Rat, I can tell this is a grave
concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
 
The rat turned to the pig and told him, "There is a rat trap in the house, a rat trap in the house!".
 
"I am so very sorry Mr. Rat," sympathized the pig, "but there nothing I can do about it but pray.
Be assured that you are in my prayers."
 
The rat turned to the cow. The cow said, "Like wow, Mr. Rat. A rat trap.
Oh boy, like that really puts me in grave danger."
 
So the rat returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's rat trap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a rat trap catching its prey.
 
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a
venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
 The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital.
 
She returned home with a fever.

Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to
 the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.
His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them the farmer butchered the pig.
 
The farmer's wife did not get well.

 She died, and so many people came for her funeral that the
farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.

 
So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you,
 remember that when there is a rat trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Simple things



Simple things are lovely things
Rain, dropping from the eaves
Is molten silver streaming down
Upon the fallen leaves.


The thick, gray mantle of the fog
Hides everything from view
Footsteps make a hollow sound
When they're unseen by you.


The echo of a horse's hoof
Upon the cobblestone
Beats like a strange, erratic pulse
Within my heart alone.


A quiet hour on the sand
When all the tide is out
Brings with it something deeper
Than I care to talk about.


Shafts of sunlight through the trees
That grow upon a hill
The first green shoots above the ground
Though winter lingers still.


Simple things are lovely things
We need no wealth to share
The monotone of nature's soul
...That whispers everywhere!


~ Grace E. Easley

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Teddy Bear hugs and sweet smiles
Hearts overflowing with love
Big bright eyes that say "Hi"
All have made their way
Across the miles
To brighten your day

I've added a sparkle or two
So take it all in, my friend
It's special from my heart to you.
Now when you are done
You know just what to do...
Share it with each and everyone.

You will light up their day too.
It's easy, just send, send, send
My friend true, through and through
Keep it going till the day is done
There's plenty more where this came from
Spreading hugs & smiles is so much fun

Hugs :-),
Your Friend

 


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Sunday, January 11, 2009

If that isn't love

 


 

He left the splendor of heaven

Knowing His destiny

Was the lonely hill of Golgotha

There to lay down His life for me



If that isn't love the ocean is dry

There're no stars in the sky

And the sparrow can't fly

If that isn't love then heaven's a myth

There's no feeling like this

If that isn't love



Even in death He remembered

The thief hanging by His side

He spoke with love and compassion

Then He took him to Paradise



If that isn't love the ocean is dry

There're no stars in the sky

And the sparrow can't fly

If that isn't love then heaven's a myth

There's no feeling like this

  
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France

 

Agricultural landscape near Cognac, Charente, France 


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In the nineteenth century phylloxera, an aphid-like insect, ravaged the vineyards of Charente along with nearly half of all French vines.


A major part of the grape stocks of this region was replaced by cereal plantings, which still predominate in the landscape.


The vineyards were gradually restored around the city of Cognac, where the production of the liquor of the same name has steadily increased.


Growing on chalky soil, the ugni blanc grape (known locally as saint-émilion) yields a wine that is distilled and aged in oak casks, giving rise to cognac.


The stock currently being aged exceeds the equivalent of 1 billion bottles.
The trade name Cognac (Konjak) is reserved to this area alone, limited by legal decree since 1909, and is divided into six vintages.


The Cognac region is home to more than 15,000 vineyards in an area of 350 square miles (900 km2), producing more than 190 million bottles of this prestigious beverage per year; more than 90 percent is exported, chiefly to the United States and Japan but also to other European countries.


Gardens at the Château of Vaux-le-Vicomte, Maincy, Seine-et-Marne, France 

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"The Turkish carpets"-decorative gardens of boxwood hedges-of the château of Vaux-le-Vicomte have been drawn by the landscaper-architect Achille Duchêne in the early twentieth century. 

Designed for Nicolas Fouquet, minister of finance, the château was built in five years by approximately 18,000 workers. 

The garden, set off by several lakes and fountains, is 8,000 feet (2,500 m) long, which required the destruction of two hamlets. 

Fouquet invited the young king Louis XIV to visit in 1661; offended by the splendor of his subject’s abode, the king ordered an investigation of Fouquet and had him arrested. 

Le Nôtre, the gardens architect, was assigned the direction of the royal parks and gardens. 

He designed other gardens La française for the châteaux of Saint-Germain-en-Laye, Saint-Cloud, and Fontainebleau, 

but his masterpiece remains the gardens of Versailles, the palace of the Sun King himself.


 
The largest plant maze in the world, at Reignac-sur-Indre, Indre-et-Loire Department, France

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In 1996, the year the largest plant maze in the world was created at Reignac-sur-Indre in Touraine, 85,000 visitors came to admire and lose themselves in the middle of its 4-hectare (10-acre) expanse.


 Each year, a maze of corn or sunflowers emerges from the ground over the summer, is harvested in the autumn, and then reappears the following year in a different form, thanks to a well-proven technique of sowing and marking out.


This site takes its inspiration from an older tradition in the art of landscaping.
During the Renaissance, Italian gardens spawned an abundance of mazes in which people could walk, get lost, hatch plots, and exchange gossip.


This lightheartedness somewhat dispelled the sacred and sometimes threatening character of the great old labyrinths associated with Gothic cathedrals and with the Minotaur in Greece, or further back still the hundreds of stone labyrinths known as Troy Towns, which are scattered along the shores of the Baltic.


Were they used for sun rituals, for dancing, as Stations of the Cross, for initiation rites?
The modern maze retains a little of the symbolic mystery attached to the Streets of Jerusalem and the Walls of Jericho.




Landscape of brightly colored fields near Sarraud, Vaucluse, France 

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On the Vaucluse plateau, an arid limestone upland in the east of the département, lavender fields blossom in the Mediterranean summer heat.


Cultivation of fine lavender began about 1920; the crop was distilled to produce an essential oil for perfume.

Now, however, it faces competition from lavandin and synthetic products.
By 1992, annual production had dropped to 25 tons (a sixth of production totals in 1960).


This decline is all the more worrying in that lavender cultivation, which makes use of arid land, supports rural communities in mountainous areas where agriculture is in decline.


A program to relaunch and modernize this activity was started in 1994. In 2000, 9,884 acres (4,000 ha) produced 65 tons of essential oil (70 percent of world output), and a further 1,235 acres (500 ha) produced flowers and bouquets.


The perfumed, purple carpets that are strewn over the landscapes of Haute Provence are also a considerable asset for tourism in southeast France. In less than a century, the evolution of rural life has given this little flower an important role in developing the local economy.




Car breakers, Saint-Brieuc, Côte d’Armor, France
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Crushed before being piled on top of each other, these vehicle carcasses are waiting for a time when they might increase in value.


Before reaching this graveyard, cars at the end of their life are dismantled, depolluted and items of value are removed for the second hand market or for recycling.


There are around 2,000 car breakers in France but only 400 of them are certified by the National Committee of Automobile Professions as respecting safety and environmental protection rules.


Breakers, the last link in the automobile industry chain and the first link in the recycling chain, have a key part to play in the processing of waste generated by the automobile market.


In France, around 1 ½ million vehicles go to the breakers each year.
The European End of Life Vehicles (ELV) Directive, which requires automobile manufacturers to recycle 85% of their vehicles by weight from 2006 (95% in 2015), is the first step towards sustainable, responsible management of the sector.



Training arena in the hippodrome of Maisons-Laffitte, Yvelines, France
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The hippodrome of Maisons-Laffitte, near Paris, boasts one of the largest equestrian training centers in France, with tracks and stables that accommodate close to 800 horses.

In the training arenas—shown here is the Adam arena—the grooms exercise the young horses and prepare them for jumping obstacles before allowing them to run the practice rink and racetracks.

The hippodrome of Maisons-Laffitte hosts more than 250 races each year, featuring a total of close to 3,000 contestants.

Horse races account for a considerable portion of the gambling industry: more than $100 billion is bet on racehorses throughout the world each year; nearly half that sum, $44 billion, is placed by the Japanese.

 

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Funny one lines

Funny One-Liners

 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
 
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
 
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
 
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
 
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
 
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
 
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
 
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
 
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
 
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
 
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
 
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
 
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
 
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
 
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
 
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
 
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
 
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

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Annie & Mark

 This one is long, but worth the read:

 

 

Annie was in her late eighty's,

And Mark, nearing ninety-five.
They could be spotted every day,
Hand in hand and side by side,

Daily they walked for many miles,
Far beyond the neighborhood,
Clearly they were very wise,
They knew walking did them good.

Their pork-pie hats and blazers,
Which they wore to keep them warm,
And sturdy, East Coast walking shoes,
Were their standard uniforms.

I would see them all the time,
And was amazed at their persistence,
They walked and walked, as if they had,
Total age resistance.

When Mark's eyesight started failing,
And Annie's hearing grew so bad,
They became each other's help-mates,
By sharing what they had.

Mark loaned his ears to Annie,
Who, in turn, lent her eyes to Mark,
Theirs was a match made up in heaven,
The blending of two hearts.

Once Mark had pneumonia,
Annie stayed right by his side,
And through her dedicated care,
He managed to survive.

But other problems plagued them. too,
Infections, flu's, and colds,
And a myriad of ailments,
Affecting those who dare grow old.

One day Mark's relatives showed up,
Distant ones, he barely knew,
But close enough to sway Mark's mind,
And tell him what to do.

Since they judged him old and fragile,
They picked out a nursing home,
They insisted that he move there,
Leaving Annie all alone.

Annie helped Mark pack his things,
Then the family came for him,
Annie could not say goodbye,
Their situation sad and grim.

Annie's ears would soon be gone,
And Mark would leave his eyes behind,
A tragic separation,
How unkind life is sometimes.

As I walked him to the car,
I gave Mark a final hug,
I knew I'd not see him again,
My heart overflowed with love

"Keep an eye on Annie,"
Was his last request,
Then he was whisked away,
With his heavy-laden breast.

I said I would, of course,
Though not sure what I could do,
I knew this was a job for God,
And for Guardian Angels, too.

Mark and Annie's tale near done,
Only one way it could end,
I saw them as God's sparrows,
And He had His eye on them.

Well, God arranged things neatly,
And within three months Mark died,
No way, without his Annie,
Could that man have stayed alive.

Then Annie moved away,
Also, to a nursing-home,
Trapped by circumstance,
She could not live alone.

Well, I won't know when Annie goes,
For we no longer have our tie,
But I believe there'll shortly be,
Two pork-pie hats up in the sky.

And two angels wrapped in blazers,
Wearing sturdy, walking shoes,
Who'll be tramping throughout Paradise,
On its golden avenues.


© 2001 Virginia (Ginny) Ellis

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The man I want

 

The Man I Want
(by Ruth Bell)

 

This is a poem written by a teenage girl looking for a husband.

It was written as a prayer, and this is what she said:

 

 
Dear God, I pray all unafraid
As girls are wont to be
I do not want a handsome man

But make him, Lord, like Thee.

 

I do not need one big and strong
nor yet so very tall,
Nor need he be some genius

or wealthy, Lord, at all;

 

But let his head be high, dear God,
and let his eye be clear,
His shoulders straight, whate'er his fate

whate'er his earthly sphere.

 

And let his face have character,
a ruggedness of soul,
And let his whole life show, dear God,

a singleness of goal.

 

And when he comes
as he will come
With quiet eyes aglow
I'll know, dear Lord,
That he's the man
I prayed for long ago.

 

That girl's name was Ruth Bell, and she later met and married Billy Graham.

 



Friday, January 9, 2009

Funny one lines

Funny One-Liners

 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
 
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
 
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
 
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
 
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
 
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
 
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
 
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
 
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
 
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
 
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
 
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
 
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
 
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
 
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
 
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
 
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
 
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

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Australia (and more pics)

 

 

Like petals on a flower, wells fan out from a central point in Chad's Zakouma National Park.
The wells hold water from the life-giving heavy rains that start every year in May, ending months of drought in central Africa.
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The rock basin known as Wilpena Pound was carved from ancient mountains by erosion.
The high walls of rock are made of weather-resistant quartzite.
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"Lacy breakers lap the coral reef that rings Bora-Bora, an ancient sunken volcano 165 miles [266 kilometers] northwest of Tahiti.
With sugar white beaches edging its electric blue-lagoon, the island fits everyone's image of a South Seas paradise
--but not everyone's pocketbook: Waterfront thatch huts go for up to [U.S.] $700 a night."
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Stark circle of rock measuring about 60 feet [18 meters] in diameter lies in the Ténéré desert in Niger.
Roughly a mile away in each of the four cardinal directions, similarly crafted arrows point away from the circle, whose origin, purpose, and age remain a puzzle.
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An aerial photograph of a Gabonese delta highlights the rich wilderness of the Loango coastal area.
Just a century ago, this land was the northern outpost of the Loango Kingdom, whose throne was near the Congo River some 250 miles (402 kilometers) to the south.
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Lake Mývatn is the fourth largest lake in Iceland.
Although it is shallow and 909 feet (277 meters) above sea level, it supports a rich ecosystem.
The southern part of the lake rests on a lava flow that was emitted from the crater row Prengslaborgir 2,000 years ago.
The land around the lake is marked with "pseudo craters," continually formed when water trapped beneath the earth's surface turns to steam and explodes through the layer above.
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As the morning mist rises, the Australian rain forest appears never-ending.
On Cape York Peninsula, there are 379 rare or endangered plant species and 85 rare or endangered vertebrates.
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Famous for its pearl-filled waters, Broome anchors the Dampier Peninsula,
part of the famous Kimberley region in northwest Australian.
This region was one of the earliest settled areas of the continent, receiving settlers from Indonesian islands some tens of thousands of years ago.
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A paraglider casts a shadow over the dunes of Niger's Ténéré desert.
A south-central tract of the Sahara, the 150,000-square-mile (400,000-square-kilometer) Ténéré is one of Africa's most forbidding regions.
Hot, dusty harmattan winds blow across the bone-dry desert, which receives an annual rainfall of about 1 inch (25 millimeters).
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When I first stood on the beach in Gabon, I took off my clothes and contemplated writing home to say: 'Don't worry, Ma, I'm OK.
 Just don't come looking for me--you'll never see me again, ever.'
Christmas morning a decade later, and here I was back on that same beach, where hippos surf and buffalo sunbathe.
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With the towers of the Basilica of Notre-Dame-de-Fourvière in the far distance the city of Lyon sprawls around the Saône River.
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Frost-flecked tundra pools dot the landscape of Canada's North Yukon National Park.
Treeless regions found in and around the Arctic, tundras are among Earth's coldest, harshest biomes.
Permafrost, cold, wind, and scant rainfall make it difficult for most plants and animals to survive here.
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Thursday, January 8, 2009

2008 Wildlife photo competition winners (some are not for sensitive viewers)

 

"This is the hardest story I have ever done because of the altitude and the steepness of the mountains," the U.S. photographer told National Geographic.
"At night it was 30 below zero [Fahrenheit]."
Over ten months Winter's 14 "camera traps" shot more than 30,000 frames in pursuit of the endangered cat. 
As few as 3,500 snow leopards remain in the wild.
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Man and whale size each other up.
The photo was taken by Brian Skerry on assignment for National Geographic magazine off New Zealand's Auckland Islands,
where a "pristine population" of southern right whales, in Skerry's words, was discovered only ten years ago.

The U.S. photographer said he had deployed his assistant Mauricio Handler (pictured) as bait for this friendly 70-ton giant.

"The whales were highly curious of us. Many of these animals had never seen a human before," Skerry told National Geographic News.

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 "Deadlock" was captured in the dead of night in a Belizean rain forest.

U.K.-based David Maitland observed from midnight to 3 a.m. as a rare Morelet's tree frog doggedly refused to become supper for a cat-eyed snake--and still didn't see the conclusion.

"I would love to have seen them go their separate ways, but I was exhausted," the photographer said.
"The frog was all the time trying to pull the snake off, but the snake just wouldn't let go.

"This frog is actually incredibly rare, which lends to the bizarre nature of the whole encounter," he said.
--Photograph by David Maitland/Wildlife Photographer of the Year

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"He would jump all over me, then run away," said Stefano Unterthiner of the black-crested macaque.
 "He was always hanging around."

Unterthiner followed a group of the monkeys on Indonesia's Sulawesi island for six weeks, always wearing the same clothes, so they would recognize him.

The rare animals spend 99 percent of their time foraging in the forest and rarely venture along the shore, according to Unterthiner.
Until recently the local tradition was to eat them for Christmas dinner, he added.
--Photograph by Stefano Unterthiner/Wildlife Photographer of the Year



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A snowy clash of white-tailed eagles during a Polish winter is among the winning images.

After finding a dead moose next to a rail track, photographer Antoni Kasprzak waited five hours until the two birds, a juvenile and an adult, descended and began fighting over the carcass.

"The old, more experienced bird won, forcing the immature eagle to wait its turn more than an hour," Kasprzak said.

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The next one might not be for sensitive viewers!

 



French photographer Cyril Ruoso pursued the screams of hunting chimpanzees through dense forests in Tanzania's Gombe National Park-
-and captured this winner of the 2008 Wildlife Photographer of the Year competition, announced October 30, 2008, in London.

The central and dominant figure, unwilling to share his half of a wild pig, is a 31-year-old male known as Frodo, lead hunter of his group.
"Frodo is a warrior," Ruoso said. "He catches the prey 80 percent of the time."
Such a large catch is rare for Gombe's chimpanzees, which usually target small monkeys, Ruoso said.

 


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The last one is really not for sensitive viewers!!!

 



A black colobus monkey has its fur singed in preparation for sale at an illegal bush-meat market in Gabon.

"They singe the fur off, then sell the animals naked but intact," U.K. photographer David Maitland explained.
The shot was taken in Gabon's capital city, Libreville, where sea turtles, crocodiles, porcupines, antelopes, and other protected animals were openly on sale.

"It was only afterwards that I realized how strong this image was," Maitland said. "It was very upsetting to be there."
--Photograph by David Maitland/Wildlife Photographer of the Year

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