Short Facts:




Doctor : How's your headache?
Patient : She's out of town.
Marriage is like a public toilet…
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out. 
Whisky is a brilliant invention…
One double and you start feeling single again. 
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that… 
The slide show begins.
Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit…


Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them…


Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? 
A - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day!


There are 3 kinds of men in this
Those who remain single and make
 wonders happen.
Those who have girlfriends and see wonders happen. 
And those who get married and wonder what
 happened J


Wives are
They can change anything into an argument 

Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. 
 replied: Women don't have wives! 





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