◆◆◆◆◆◇ Doctor : How's your headache? Patient : She's out of town. ◆◆◆◆◆◇ Marriage is like a public toilet… Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out. ◆◆◆◆◆◇ Whisky is a brilliant invention… One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that… The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇ Q - You know why women love shoes? A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit… ◆◆◆◆◆◇ Q - Why can't Women Drive well? A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them…
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day! ◆◆◆◆◆◇ There are 3 kinds of men in thisworld… Those who remain single and makewonders happen. Those who havegirlfriends and see wonders happen. And those who get married and wonder whathappened J ◆◆◆◆◆◇ Wives aremagicians… Theycan change anything into anargument ◆◆◆◆◆◇
Women live a Better, Longer &Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY??? A very INTELLIGENT manreplied: Women don't have wives!