The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance – in fact, please do!
If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone" and then not talk to us.
Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work"; besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours anyway.
Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.