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Resepte op Word doc Recipes on word doc

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Mag jy

MAG JY...

      - Nooit omdraai wanneer jy teleurgestel word nie.
      - nooit ophou wanneer jy verloor het nie.
      - nooit bly lê wanneer jy geval het nie.
      - nooit haat wanneer jy seer gekry het nie.
      - nooit minderwaardig voel wanneer jy nie waardeer word nie.
      - nooit hoogmoedig word wanneer jy presteer het nie.
      - nooit rus wanneer jy voorspoed gevind het nie.
      - nooit in die steek laat wanneer jy vertrou word nie.

       MAG JY..

        - Altyd lewe met die wete dat jy met 'n doel lewe.
        - altyd ly in die geloof sodat lyding krag bring.
        - altyd doen met die besef dat dit jou taak is.
        - altyd gee en deur jou gawe verryk word.
        - altyd gereelmagtigheid en ondersteuning kry.
        - altyd lewe met die oog op die onsienlike.

       MAG JY...
         Een wonderlike dag he. 


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As jy jou kind moet groet?

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Ongelooflike getuienis...

AS JY JOU KIND MOET GROET

'n Paar jaar na my twee seuns se geboorte het ek, elke nou en dan 'n
gedagte gekry dat ek een van my kinders gaan verpleeg op 'n siek bed.
Ek kon nie sê watter seun dit gaan wees nie, maar die gedagte het
gereeld by my opgekom.

Jaundre is in Desember 2006 gediagnoseer met kanker. Ons moes die dag
van diagnose onmiddelik Kaapstad to gaan vir behandeling by Rooi-Kruis
Kinder hospital. Die behandeling was intensief, maar hy het goed
gereageer daarop ten spyte van al die newe-effete van chemoterapie.
Binne 10 dae was die 6cm tumor wat op sy borsbeen was feitlik weg. Die
dokters was baie positief. Na omtrent 'n maand is Jaundre ontslaan om
sy behandeling voort te sit in PE. Alles het goed verloop en ons het
met die Junie maand skool vakansie terug gegaan Rooi Kruis hospitaal
toe vir 'n opvolg ondersoek. Weereens het die spesialiste ons verseker
alles verloop volgens plan. Ons was in daar…

Spleek Cleeyarley (Speak Clearly)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalists
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiation


THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE
TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me thanks!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening officer, Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh no,I couldn't. I'm tone deafa and nobody wants to hear me sing karaoke tonight.
7. I'm just not interested in fighting you!
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance as I have noco-ordination. I'd hate to make myself look a complete idiot!
9. I really must be going home now,Ive had a few drinks and have to go to work in the morning.
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Don't talk and drive

Cell phone danger

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Just drive

How to Catch a Snake...African Style

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Single black female

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Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Johannesburg Times.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. 
I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your bakkie, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...Call (011)885-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....



Over 150 men found themselves talking to the SPCAIf you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your keyboard

Gotta Love Barry Hilton..........

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Don't you just love Barry Hilton. Always knows just how to make you laugh and forget that life sucks.



1. I was so poor growing up… if I wasn't a boy… I'd have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day & said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4.. One day I came home early from work… I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early".

5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning… put a shirt on & a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, & the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid… When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster & radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby… My mother never …

Mosterdsous

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Chicken Recipes

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XCentric Ideas

Cooking with Cross and Blackwell (Mayonaise)

How to measure butter

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Blessed are the cracked.

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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light! TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.


6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget…

How to measure butter

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5 Minute Fudge

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Don't underestimate a mother

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NeverUnderestimate a Mother . .MOTHER RESCUING HER  CHILD













Look at theexpression on the dog's
face ...This has to be what he is thinking:

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Mirror in the water

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The Twelve Commandments.

Chimpanzee

Baby pictures you seldom see

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