I hate my job day

 

 

When you have an  'I Hate My Job day' 
   [Even if you're retired,  You sometimes have those days]
 
  
   Try this out:
 
   Stop at your pharmacy
 and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
   Be very sure you get this brand
.

  
When you get home,   Lock your doors,
 
Draw
 the curtains and disconnect   the phone So you will not be disturbed. 
  
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
 
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
 so that it will not become chipped or broken. 
  
Now the fun part begins

  
Take out the literature from the box and read   it carefully.
 
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
 
   
 
"Every Rectal
 Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson 
Is   personally   tested and then sanitized."
 
  
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
 
' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
 Johnson & Johnson.' 
  
HAVE A NICE DAY;   AND REMEMBER,  
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
 
  
...Now,  
If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
 
You're just an old sour fart;
 
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson
 
  
Enjoy life now -  
It has an expiration date!

 

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