9 Important things to remember

#9   Death is the number 1 killer in the world.    

#8   Life is sexually transmitted.    

#7   Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.    

#6   Men have 2 motivations:  hunger and hanky panky - and they can't tell them apart.

       If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.    

#5   Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet

       and he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.  

#4   Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.    

#3   All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.  

#2   In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird,

        and people take Prozac to make it normal.    

#1   Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.    

                    Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.

 

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