If my body was a car

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

Author: c2003 Linda S Amstutz
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anotherlinda said…
My name is Linda S Amstutz and I am the author and copyright holder of the essay IF MY BODY WERE A CAR which you have published without my permission under the heading JUST FOR LAUGHS on your blog. You can view my copyright and the original publication at www.braceguard.com/ifmybodywereacar.htm If you wish to continue displaying my essay, please add these words under the essay "c2003 Linda S Amstutz. You can read more by this author at http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com". If you do not wish to post my copyright and link with my essay, then please remove my essay from your blog.Thank you.
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Our apologies Linda.
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Thank you for allowing us to use your essay.

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