Warnings and Instructions

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

Wouldn't that save time?

 

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!

Details inside."

So, you just rip the package open, read the details, and then put the package back on the shelf?

 

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Use like regular soap."

So Dial soap isn't soap?

 

4. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

One can only hope

 

5. On a Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."

Oops! Too late!

 

6. On packaging for an iron: "Do not iron on body." So that's what I've been dong wrong.

 

7. On Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine."

Yes, we could prevent a lot of accidents if we could get those little kids out from behind the wheel of a car and off those forklifts.

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8. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

And what IS the "other use"?

 

9. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

Don't know what I'd do without those instructions.

 

10. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."

So that's why my pancakes tasted so funny.

 

Bonus: On a bottle of All laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine."

I'm curious as to how many people wash their clothes in a washing machine while still wearing them?

 

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