When a woman lies



When a woman lies

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting 
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.. When she cried out, the Lord appeared 
nd asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" 
The seamstress replied that her thimble had 
fallen into the water and that she needed it to 
help her husband in making a living for their 
family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water 
and pulled up a golden thimble set with 

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a 
golden thimble studded with rubies.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a 
leather thimble.

Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. 

The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and 
gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the 
seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her 

husband along the riverbank, and her husband 
fell into the river and disappeared under the 
water. When she cried out, the Lord again 
appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?'' 
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the 

The Lord went down into the water and came up

with George Clooney. "Is this your husband? The Lord 

"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You 
lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress 
replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a 
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said "no" to 
George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad 

Then if I said "no" to him, you would have come up 
with my husband... Had I then said "yes," you 
would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in 
the best of health and would not be able to take 
care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 
"yes" to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her 
keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, 
it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the 
best interest of others. That's our story, and 
we're sticking to it.


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